Rise of the Social Minions - a short story

by Amjad Desai

Written in #Hinglish kyonki dil ki gehrayii me jaane ke liye meri english vocabulary ko dar lagta hai.


Bade Babu : Mere paas bungala hai, gaadi hai, bank balance hai, tere paas kya hai

Thullu Influencer: Mere pass 1,000,000 subscribers hai

Bade Babu : Yaar main to Aeiwayi mazaak kar raha tha. Chai piyonge?

Thullu Influencer : Saath Samosa bhi mangwa lo aur main sirf mineral water hi pita hoon.

Bade Babu : Bilkul, bas wo aap mere post apne tribe ko forward kardonge

Thullu Influencer : Fukat to main khud ke post ko bhi like na doon, aur tu share karne ki baat kar raha hai. Bhai Tu hai Kaun? Teri Pehchaan kya.

Bade Babu (aankhon mein aansoo thinking) walks away sadly, thinking to himself ye kay kar diya humne is nayi generation ke saath.

Background Score starts playing (Waqt ne kiya kya hasi sitam)